.apples and oranges.

If you wanted apples, you should have asked for apples. You came at me saying you wanted oranges. Half way through you changed your mind to grapes. When you were no longer able to eat the fruit requested we agreed to sever the deliveries. Then you said I had given you rotten fruit. You had no problem eating the fruit I delivered and loving every last savory bite when it was there for the eating. The issue isn't that the fruit was bad, it is that you pretended to want something you didn't simply because you thought it was the better way to get me.

Now you're complaining that I didn't deliver oranges.

The point is if you want fucking oranges, ask for fucking oranges! Don't pretend you want something else and take it out on the delivery sub when you get what you asked for instead of what you fucking wanted.

Fool.